i don't dance
[ryan]
hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[chad]
i’ve got to just do my thing.
[ryan]
hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[ryan]
i’ll show you that it’s one and the same:
baseball, dancing, same game.
it’s easy:
step up to the plate, start swingin’.
[chad]
i wanna play ball now, and that’s all.
this is what i do.
it ain’t no dance that you can show me.
[“sharpettes”]
you’ll never know if you never try.
[chad]
there’s just one little thing
that stops me every time.
yeah!
[ryan]
come on!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan and “sharpettes”]
i know you can.
[chad]
not a chance.
[ryan and “sharpettes”]
if i could do this, well,
you could do that.
[chad]
but i don’t dance.
[ryan]
hit it out of the park!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan]
i say you can.
[chad]
there’s not a chance.
[ryan]
slide home, you score,
swingin’ on the dance floor.
[chad]
i don’t dance, no.
[ryan]
hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[chad]
i’ve got to just do my thing.
[ryan]
hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter swing.
[ryan]
two-steppin’, now you’re up to bat.
bases loaded, do your dance.
it’s easy:
take your best shot, just hit it.
[chad]
i’ve got what it takes, plain’ my game,
so you better spin that pitch
you’re gonna throw me, yeah.
i’ll show you how i swing.
[“sharpettes”]
you’ll never know if you never try.
[chad]
there’s just one little thing
that stops me every time.
yeah!
[ryan]
come on!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan and “sharpettes”]
i know you can.
[chad]
not a chance.
[ryan and “sharpettes”]
if i could do this, well,
you could do that.
[chad]
but i don’t dance.
[ryan]
hit it out of the park!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan]
i say you can.
[chad]
there’s not a chance.
[ryan]
slide home, you score,
swingin’ on the dance floor.
[chad]
i don’t dance, no.
[ryan]
lean back, tuck it in, take a chance.
swing it out, spin around, do the dance.
[chad]
i wanna play ball, not dance hall.
i’m makin’ a triple, not a curtain call.
[ryan]
i can prove it to you ‘til you know it’s true,
‘cause i can swing it, i can bring it to the diamond too.
[chad]
you’re talkin’ a lot;
show me what you got.
stop!
[all]
swing!
[ryan]
hey!
come on, swing it like this.
oh, swing!
[chad]
ooh!
[ryan]
jitterbug… just like that.
that’s what i mean;
that’s how you swing.
[chad]
you make a good pitch but i don’t believe.
[ryan]
i say you can.
[chad]
i know i can’t.
[chad and ryan]
i don’t dance.
[ryan]
you can do it.
[chad]
i don’t dance, no.
[ryan]
nothin’ to it. alta boy, alta boy. yeah!
[chad]
hey, batter, batter, hey
batter, batter what?
[ryan]
one, two, three, four, everybody swing!
come on!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan]
i know you can.
[chad]
not a chance.
[ryan and “sharpettes”]
if i could do this, well,
you could do that.
[chad]
but i don’t dance.
[ryan]
hit it out of the park!
[chad]
i don’t dance.
[ryan]
i say you can.
[chad]
there’s not a chance.
[ryan]
slide home, you score,
swingin’ on the dance floor.
[chad]
i don’t dance, no.
- 1.
- 2.
- 3.
- 4.
- 5.
- 6.
- 7.
- 8.
- 9.
- 10.
- 11.