i gave up pamento cheese
domino's delivery
whiskey sours
apple pies
finger-lickin' chicken fried
are gastronomic history
i used to like them scary shows
but i gave 'em up a while ago
don't do no death-defyin'
rollercoster ridin'
now days i just take it slow
every since we started datin'
i been compensating
to keep from gettin' up
to heaven any quicker 'cause
she's hard on the ticker
hard on the ticker
the girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
sayin' hard on the ticker
now, when she wiggles through my door
my chin gets heavy hits the floor
silky hair, scarlet lips
swingin' double-jointed hips
my blood begins to roar
and when she nibbles on me ear
it's partly pleasure, partly fear
little dab is all it takes
to get my heart a palpatatin'
feelin' like the end is near
i oughta get a policy
a double indemnity
it'd make my beneficiary
a whole lot richer 'cause
she's hard on the ticker
hard on the ticker
the girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
sayin' hard on the ticker
that's my girl
yeah, she's hard on the ticker
i oughta get a policy
a double indemnity
it'd make my benificiary
a whole lot richer
oh, she's hard on the ticker
she's hard on the ticker
hey, she's hard on the ticker
